By: Mel
Some of you must be asking yourselves why I've chosen such odd blog topics lately. Here is the deal. Y'all know that lately I haven't had the time to blog as much as I would like to. I'm always inclined to discuss important matters, as well as anything that comes to mind. Some of the topics I discuss take a little bit more time than others. There are some things that require proper research in order to convey correct information. These blogs, although very informative, don't usually get the same response as the ones where I just come through and vent. Y'all seem to like my ghetto streak more than my sophisticated woman of the world side, lmao. I've decided since right now I don't have the time to get all informative, I'd just share my thoughts on whatever subject is on my mind.
Today's topic is one that has bothered me for some time now. Last night brought it all back to me and I want to bless you guys with my insight on this matter. We will be discussing DIRTY PUSSY (unhygienic vagina for those of you that came to see sophisticated Mell). I know this is a delicate matter that not many women are willing to discuss, but somebody's got to do the dirty work, right??? Before you freaks start letting your imaginations run wild I have only seen one pussy up close, and obviously it's my own. I have however SMELLED many of them and I'll give you an example of how, in a minute.
Last night I was in a club with the girls. I hate using public restrooms, but I always have to go at least two or three times. I make my way there and impatiently wait in line for my turn to free my bladder of the weight it has been carrying around. When my turn finally arrives I wait at the front of the line for a stall to be disoccupied. I hear a flush, YES! I had already been doing the peepee dance for 5 minutes so I was relieved as hell to hear that melodious flushing sound. I see the woman who walks out of the stall and I had to do a double take. I only saw her for a second, but you ladies know that's all we need to eyeball another women from head to toe. She was absolutely gorgeous. She was had long, wavy red hair, caramel complexion, and a fabulous body. She had a stylish royal blue silk mini dress with silver stilettos. You already know I'm strictly dickly (again, heterosexual for those that came to see sophisticated Mell) but I've always said I can appreciate a beautiful woman (being one myself and all, lol).
I run into the stall freed by this supermodel and I get hit as soon as I walk in. DIRTY, NASTY, SWEATY, INFECTED, PUSSY SMELL. It turned my stomach. The stench was fresh, so I was positive it was her. Now you know me, I said "Damn, it smells nasty in here". I didn't want anyone thinking it was MY fruit that was rotten. The funny thing is that I wasn't even surprised. This wasn't the only time this has happened to me. I'm afraid it's a regular occurrence in public restrooms. A restroom is a place where women have to free the coochie in order to free their bladders. You never know what's under those tight jeans. This is the part where I'm always baffled. If I can smell your dirty ass, why the hell can't you? I mean YOU'RE the one carrying it around. YOU"RE the one standing right over it. How can you not notice your ass smells like a dead rat?
It's natural for a woman to have vaginal issues (sophisticated Mell in the house now). Our bodies often experience hormomal changes that can result in releasing fluid, a.k.a. discharge or various types of odors. It's a natural part of being a woman. Caring for your body and having proper feminine hygiene is what prevents someone like me from blogging about your rotten pussy (I'm schitzo today) the day after walking in a stall after you. There are a number of signs that will indicate there is a problem...
*Your pussy should not smell like any dead animals.
*Your pussy should not smell like fish, not even tuna fish.
*Your pussy's scent should not be detected unless someone has his (or her, for those that go that way) face in it.
*Your pussy should not leave brown stains on your panties unless you're spotting.
*Your pussy should not foam.
*Your pussy should not leave a doughnut powderlike stain around the person who's been eating it's mouth.
*Your pussy should not make anyone who decides to eat it feel like vomiting once down there.
Here are some tips to help prevent these from happening.
*WASH YOUR ASS (this meaning your pussy as well)!
*If you sweat, wash your ass again.
*Wax, shave or at least trim yor pubic hair.
*If you choose not to do any of the above you need to have extra hygiene since pubic hair retains sweat and odor.
*WASH YOUR ASS (did I already say that?)
*Change your dirty underwear everytime you wash your ass. (Yes, there are women who will put the same underwear on)
*Your gynecologist is your friend. Visit him on a regular basis.
*For those of you that need a little extra protection, use feminine deodorant spray.
*Perfume does not qualify as feminine deodorant spray.
*Don't wear jeans that cut off your circulation. Your pussy needs to breathe.
*For the big girls, be extra careful, you've got alot goin' on down there.
That's it for now. I've got to go. Please feel free to share.
